Dagens citat.

"My ideal partner would be: Someone who is addicted to alcohol, who can fix my car, and who thinks the earth is flat."

"Turn ons; Depression and hugging"
"Turn offs; being blocked on whatsapp and being found in human form"

"The motto was just a lie"

"man måste dö några gånger innan man kan leva"

"ypu can go your own way"

"Don't play with my Jesus."

"Some people say everything happens for a reason, So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason"

I guess you could say my life's a mess
But I'm pretty in this dress

"If we burn, you burn with us!"- Katniss Everdeen

Some people just need a high five.
In the face with a chair

Hell is empty
And
All the devils
Are here
-William Shakespeare

"Vad gäller glittrande föremål visar trollkarlar upp samma mått av smakfullhet och självbehärskning som en sinnesrubbad skata."

"Danger is my middle name. Well, actually, it's Xylophone."