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Hej=Hajj
Tjej=Tjajj
Dig=Dajj
Mig=Majj
Ju=Jue
Tjenare=Tjänare
Med=Mädd
Hallå=Hellöv
Nej=Najj
Okej=Okajj
Smart=Smartie
Ja=Jupp
Jag heter...=Jagg hetter
Vem är du?=Vem äre due?
Ska vi...=Skajj vie...
Just det=Justde
Det=Dätt
Bli=Blie
Hel=Hele
Ordbok=Ordboke
Det=Dätt
Vet=Vätt
Inte=Intej
Vi=Vie
Fråga=Frågajj
För=Förjj
Sådante=Sådant
Brist=Brässt
Ord=Orde

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Things You'll Never Hear a Band Director Say...

[To students]

"Anybody got an Eminem CD I can borrow?"
"Ten minutes late? Don't worry about it, come on in!"
"Can't make it to practice? Try to come next time, if you're not too busy."
"Drums -- could you play louder please?"
"That was perfect."
"It's too hot, let's stay inside today."
"I wish football season would last forever."
"Don't bother thinking too hard -- it might give you a headache. Let me tell you how the music goes."
"Missed key signature? Don't worry about it. We'll get it next time."
"You all are practicing too much. Leave your horns here over the weekend."
"You didn't hear what I just said? I would be glad to repeat it after your conversation with your neighbor is over."
"Leave all your drum equipment out. I would be glad to put it away for you."
"Who wants gum?"
"One more time." (And actually do it only one more time.)
"I love fundraising!"
"Drummers, I'd love to get you a fifth copy of that piece. Let's not lose another one, okay?"
"Third clarinets, you are too loud." 
"Trumpets -- I wish every section was as modest as you guys."
"I have nothing to do this weekend."
"We have too much rehearsal time."