We are the Harry Potter generation

Yo mama's so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.

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31 jul, 2011 23:33

Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor

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31 jul, 2011 23:34

Yo mama's so old she was babysitting Dumbledore.

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31 jul, 2011 23:34

Yo mama's so skanky that the reason you're called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is

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31 jul, 2011 23:35

Yo mama's such a tramp that she's like a quidditch broomstick - everyone gets a ride.

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31 jul, 2011 23:36

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me" ^^

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31 jul, 2011 23:39

Your mama's so fat, here patronus is a cake.

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31 jul, 2011 23:42

Yo mama's so ugly that when the basilisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead.

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31 jul, 2011 23:42

Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!

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31 jul, 2011 23:43

Yo mama's so old, her boobs look like two upside down Sorting Hats

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31 jul, 2011 23:43