Nördiga pickup lines

hahaha, jag skrattade mycket när han sa det

Alltså.. jag har funderat på den länge nu. Kan någon förklara den?? heh trög

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do you mind if i slytherin = do you mind if i slither in (slither = glida/halka, typ).
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HAHAHAHA MIDDLE-AGE LADY IN AUSTRALIA

YOU'RE THE PORTKEY TO MY HEART ♥

- Is your name google? Cause you've got everything i'm searching for.
-WoW.
-I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
- 1f u c4n r34d th1s, y0u'r3 t3h w0m4n f0r m3

-Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
-Not even Obliviate can get you off my mind.
-Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away

your name must be severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

Hörde denna i en film nyligen; "so i'm here now, which are your other two wishes?" eller nåt sånt. tyckte den va kul,hehe

"you know, the sorting hat placed me in gryffindor. i think it's because i'm like godric gryffindor himself, i too have an impressive sword."
"want to have a tri-wizards tournament? well not really 'tri-wizard', i was thinking more one wizard and two witches."


"you look like you'd be a good quidditch player. want to ride my broomstick?"

Hahahahahahaha.


Hahahahaha, kan inte andas.

- Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.
- I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a KEEPER.
- Ooh baby, you taste so good. Bertie Bott is naming a bean after you.
- Even if I lived in a cupboard under the stairs, I'd still make room for you.
- I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
- If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a Quidditch match, I'd score with you.