Dagens citat.

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." ♥ ♥ ♥

You know Goyle, using the potty is not so bad. I don’t know why I was afraid it of it all those years. I think I was afraid of falling in but I have found that if I climb on top of the potty and I put one foot on either side of the potty hole ring, I’m quite safe. And you know, using the potty is a great time to socialize. You simply look over to the stall next to you and you say have a right chat with your neighbor. “Oh hello there Sir. First time using the potty too sir? Good luck my man.” And then simple squat, like so, and I do my business in my diaper as usual. Then I undo the latches and let the diaper fall into the potty. Yes, father will hear of this.
-Draco Malfoy/Lauren Lopez

*Siri tar upp en skiva med Elvis Presley*
Siri: Titta, det är Darren!!

si_tonks, everyone, si_tonks.
även hon sa Pigfarts-skämtet.

You two need to grow up and start painting genitals on the water tower!
-Fez

Without music life would have been a mistake

“Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.” ― Gerard Way

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Always give 100% ... Unless you donating blood.

“A startling thought this, that a woman could handle business matters as well as or better than a man, a revolutionary thought to Scarlett who had been reared in the tradition that men were omniscient and women none too bright. Of course, she had discovered that this was not altogether true but the pleasant fiction still stuck in her mind. Never before had she put this remarkable idea into words… Why, why, her mind stuttered, I believe women could manage everything in the world without men’s help - except having babies, and God knows, no woman in her right mind would have babies if she could help it.”
- Scarlett O'Hara i boken Borta med Vinden.

"Sprit löser inga problem, det gör inte mjölk häller"