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^ vilka filmer blir det nu då? 
DeathDownAlex:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hii
You: HI! OMG HELP!  ((((((((
Stranger: :O What?
You: I'M A UNICORN, AND VOLDEMORT JUST KILLED MY FRIEND! (that's also a unicorn)
Stranger: :OOOO OH NO!!!!!!!
You: quick! call PETA!
Stranger: I will..but you better run unicorn!!! run!!!
You: I CAN'T!
Stranger: Why?!?!
You: that noseless asshole.. he... he...
You: HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME!!!
Stranger: RRUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FASTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
You: VOLDEMORT, NOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
You: *dead*
Stranger: DDDDD': NOOO!!!
You: *turns into a zombie-unicorn*
BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!
Stranger: :OOOO EAT VOLDEMORT!!!!
You: well, that bitch just ran away. oh, and he doesn't have a brain. :c
Stranger: Oh...well.....dont eat me then!!
You: hmmmmmm... are you like, a unicorn? or a wizard?! :O
Stranger: I'm a wizard
You: OMG, Snape, is that you?!
Stranger: It is!!! But shhhh, no one is to know I'm here
You: okay.
You: oh, i have a quick question!
Stranger: Okay
You: i was always wondering... did you fuck Bellatrix yet?
Stranger: I sure did. You think I just sat around and did nothing to that fine ass? Please. I banged her the second I her.
You: nice. *-*
Stranger: * met her. Sorry, even I make mistakes sometimes. But yes, it was.
You: can you, like... tell me about it? :o
Stranger: One can not describe such magic
You: did you fuck her brains out?
Stranger: Duh
You: i actually jerk off thinking about her.
Stranger: I understand my good sir
You: how was is to kill Dumbledore?
Stranger: Honestly, not as great as you would expect..but still nice.
You: aw. :c
Stranger: I know, youd think it would be quite rewarding.
You: but.. what are you doing here?
Stranger: Wizards get bored too
You: oh. i thought you were looking for some young boys to kill.
Stranger: Nah, not today. That was yesterday
You: what did you do with the bodies? i mean, i have a lot of dead corpses in my closet, but i just don't know what to do with them...
Stranger: Some I burn, some I just take out into the forest and let the world take care of them
You: world... suuuuure. :'D
Stranger: Haha yess
You: aaaaanywaaaaayyyys... BRAINS! OMG, can you like, kill some little-wizards for me, cut their brains out and send them to me?! :O
Stranger: Oh of course! Which house tickles your fancy?
You: i want Harry Potter...
You: can you kill that little bitch?
Stranger: That one is a work in progress. The bastard just wont die.
You: how about... Hermione?
Stranger: Hmm....yes, Hermione...I can do that.
You: but i'm gonna fuck her first. just so you know. give her some... valium, or whatever.
Stranger: Oh, I would hope you would...so of course.
You: OMG NO NO NO! VOLDEMORT IS HERE AGAIN! I CAN SMELL HIS BAD BREATH!
Stranger: NOOO NOT AGAIN!!!!
You: hdiaohglhsgloauslvbkuzvgbauvkbszuoagsjvbjkz, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: oh wait. i'm a zombie. i can't die.
Stranger: Wait, your a zombie..
Stranger: Yeah. Youll be fine!
You: AHAHHAHAHAHAH. but Voldy has still bad breath...
Stranger: Just through him a few mints
Stranger: *throw
You: i don't have any.
You: AVADA KEDAVRA, BITCH!
oh.. i think he's dead.
You: OMG I'm a murderer!
You: or am i...?
Stranger: Oh, nice. Dont worry about it...hes Voldemort...he needed to be killed
You: fuck. he's still breathing...
Stranger: You might want to try killing his snake first...just an idea.
You: you know, i can still smell... oh, i think he died. he just shit over himself. ouwgh.
Stranger: Oh...eww thats just embarassing
You: you mean... his snake-snake, or his snake-penis?
Stranger: Snake-snake...you could kill both if you wanted however
You: why.. why is his... why is his snake moving? i mean snake-penis...
Stranger: ....oh goodness....Id just leave...you dont want to be there for whats gonna happen next
You: AAAAA KILL IT KILL IT! *THROWS A BANANA AT VOLDEMORT *
Stranger: Hahahahaha
You: yeah, you better run! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, SNAPE!
Stranger: :OOOO okay
Stranger: You know...his snake, snake-penis, is probably quite small....it would explain why hes so mad all the time
You: i never thought about it... you're pretty smart, you know?
Stranger: Oh, why thank you, you are smart as well my friend
You: omg... his snake just... kind of... OMG IT'S CRAWLING AFTER ME!!
Stranger: KILL IT!!!!
You: jesus... it is small...
Stranger: Huh, I was right...look at that.
You: i'm just gonna... lick it.. i wanna know how Voldy's penis taste like..
Stranger: Al..alright...you do that... Ill look away and let you two have your time...
You: *sucks his dick*
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
You: it taste like strawberries... wanna lick it?
Stranger: Wait...so...does this mean that Harry's penis is huge...and thats why he wants to kill him so bad?
You: that's the answer! :o
Stranger: Nah, I dont like strawberries..but thank you
You: we just have to ask Ginny... i bet she already gave Harry a blowjob..
Stranger: Probably, shes kind of a slut...but its okay...we can accept her
Spoiler med tanken på vissa ord och sånt XD
det kan nog förstöra lite för några för unga människor ^_^
8 jan, 2012 15:58
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OliverPhelps
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Jag märker dig!  ♥ ^
Har något speciellt hänt? Någon hoppat av? Någon blivit med? Orkar inte läsa igenom allt! Kommer inte kunna vara inne lika mycket som jag brukar vara. Har inte tillgång till datorn lika mycket
Ska se Hungerspelen på bio! Verkar ju åzuuum!! Premiär 23 mars, taggaaa!!! :'-D Någon annan som ska?
8 jan, 2012 16:01
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DeathDownAlex
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OMG get me that persons phone number!!!!! nu!!
8 jan, 2012 16:04
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MizzNina
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Inspajerdsajkoo Erhm, jadu vilka blev det. *loggar in på Discshop för att uppdatera hjärnan*
Wuthering heights, Avengers, Clash of the Titans, Duchess. Men Duchess är slut i lagret s den kommer någon annan dag...
Det blev billigast for now att beställa de då de var två för 99 allihopa.. 
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Anonymous
8 jan, 2012 16:07
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^ Aw I see
jag väntar på mitt studiebidrag, som jag inte har sett sen jag började skolan... jävla csn, onda människor.
De väntar säkert tills jag fyller 18 så de inte behöver betala på mammas konto, utan mitt konto då.
Och då menar jag med det att jag inte har fått pengar sen jag började skolan...
borde få minst fyra tusen nu .___.
8 jan, 2012 16:10
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DeathDownAlex
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ohhhh Wuthering heights, jag läste den förra året, min lärare var imponerad, jag var en aning mindfucked
8 jan, 2012 16:10
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MizzNina
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Kast att inte du fått ditt studiebidrag. Jag är sur på csn för att jag inte får det extra bidraget jag ska ha egentligen. Mina systrar får det, så varför inte jag >.<
Piss csn..
OH Gosh, vilka problem jag har nu. jag skulle inte ha loggat in på Discshop. Det kliar i mina fingrar att få beställa fler filmer.. Gaaahhh Vilka problem... >.<
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Anonymous
8 jan, 2012 16:14
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Borttagen
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^ anledningen till varför jag inte har fått mitt studiebidrag är just det att de skulle se om jag ska få extra bidrag... men de är så jävla sega bara, så jag ska nog ringa dit imorgon och fråga var mina jävla pengar tog vägen.
Jag ska iaf köpa en tatueringsmaskin för de pengarna har jag bestämt. Och förhoppningsvis biljett till Metaltown också :3
Om jag nu får pengarna snart alltså...
DeathDownAlex: har tyvärr inte det :c
det var Lucas som snackade med personen mitt i natten så XD
8 jan, 2012 16:16
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DeathDownAlex
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^hahaha skulle vara awesome... Well you can't have everything.
Vad har du för relation till Lucas, I'm a bit confused
8 jan, 2012 16:18
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Borttagen
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^ Lucas är min syster/bror. Egentligen syster, men hon är transsexuell, så det är en bror
8 jan, 2012 16:22
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