Nördiga pickup lines

"One night with me, and they'll be calling YOU Moaning Myrtle."
Haha, Tom Felton ♥

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

I'm like a rubik's cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get.

I never thought Accio Future Husband/Wife would actually work. Apparently it did!

My amortentia smells like you, me and bed.

Do you mind if I Slitherin? c;

@Somnium; First time Tom got that on Twitter, he almost replied to the gal. ♥♥

Have you done something to my eyes, because I only see you and your beauty?

...HAHA ÅH tror jag dör
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var bara tvungen att säga det. vet inte om jag kan tillföra någonting vettigt till tråden heller, förutom det som står i min signatur fast det hade ju visst redan blivit postat :$$$

"Have you ever heard of platform 9 and 3/4, well I can think of something with the exakt same measurements" säger en viss Tom Felton och pekar neråt

^ HAHA ÅH♥ vart är det där ifrån? ;$$$ har sett gifs med tom och de där raggningsreplikerna på tumblr men öh, finns det någon video? HEHE VILL SE ISÅFALL

"i'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right i'll open wide for you."
"the thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand."
"are you speaking parseltongue? because you’re speaking right to my snake."

^ HAHAHA CAN'T HANDLE THIS

- If i were the Sorting Hat, I'd put your Slyther-in my Hufflepuff.
- Is your name "Stupefy?" Cause you blew me away.
- Are you Voldemort? 'Cause whenever you're near me, you make my snake move.
- I'll huffle your puff anytime baby.
- Are you of veela ancestry? Because that'd be the only way to explain why you're so gorgeous!
- Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Cause baby you're drop dead gorgeous.
- Fancy a swish... and maybe a flick?
- Girl, I Neville wanna be without you... cause I Long for your bottom.
- I'm no Luna, but I sure can Lovegood!
- Wow, now that I've seen you, I'll never need "erecto" ever again
- If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
- My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
- Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
- Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
- Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
- Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
- I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
- You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
- You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
- I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
- I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
- Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
- Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
- Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- You can have the portkey to my heart.
- Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
- I'd let you handle my wand any day!

tom felton på conan o'brien, dog osv:
"if you show me your wand, i'll show you my golden snitch."

(conan: "you didn't have anyone said that to you?!"
tom: "uhm, yeah..."
conan: "REALLY?!"
tom: "yes, it was a... middle-age lady in australia."