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User: Hi, who are u?
Cleverbot: The question is: who are you?
User: I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: And who am I?
User: I don't know... Ron?
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: At Hogwarts of course!
Cleverbot: YES! What is your favorite spell?
User: OMG! It's Expecto Patronum, and yours?
Cleverbot: Ha ha. My city is also expensive. What do you do for fun?
User: You don't understand? I SAID WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SPELL?
Cleverbot: No, you asked me who my brother is.
User: No, I didn't, and stop it now Ron!
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Stop talking rubbish... Have you seen Cho?
Cleverbot: I have only talked with you.
User: Well, have you seen Hermione then?
Cleverbot: I want see you.
User: OMG! STOP IT RON, you're freaking me out! Where's Cho?
Cleverbot: What does love mean to you?
User: Cho Chang is love too me...
Cleverbot: You choose.
User: I've chosen Chang, but I really like Ginny.
Cleverbot: If you like chocolate, then eat chocolate. Whatever you want to do, do it. All I want is for you to be happy.
User: Ron, have you taken my love-potion candy, again?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok... Good... So, what are Fred and George up to?
Cleverbot: I am talking to thousands of humans through my web interface at this point in time.
User: And Fred and George? Are they making more funny things?
Cleverbot: They?
User: FRED AND GEORGE!
Cleverbot: Ohh.. Fred died

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User: NOOOOOO! Ron, that's nothing to joke about! I... I'll have to kill you now.
Cleverbot: What is the next part of the Turing test?
User: AVADA KEVADRA.
Cleverbot: Oh no, I died.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: AVADA KEVADRA.
Cleverbot: Protego imperio.
User: Oh damn.... CRUSIO.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Well, love always wins, like you ,Ron, and Hermione...
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, and I loooooove boys!
User: STOP IT RON!
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Stop making fun of the wizard world!
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: CRUSIO.
Cleverbot: Protego.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA.
Cleverbot: Protego!!!!!!!!!
User: No, you're cheating! You died.
Cleverbot: Naw, Nick'll be fine.
User: *facepalm* Bye, Ron, see you at Hagrid's.