Nördiga pickup lines

"If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss."
Hahaha...

-Is that your patronus coming out of your wand?

Lite dirty men so what? ;3

I want your basilisk in my Chamber of Secrets. Älskar den, hahah.

^ Haha!

"My name might not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood." haha

Hahaha, åh vad jag älskar alla lite smådirty HP-pickup lines alltså. ♥

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

Did you use Petrificus Totalus? 'Cause I've gone stiff.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think
I'm about to get lucky.

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

I know a flavor you WONT find in a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans.

You must have passed your OWLS in Professor Flitwick's class, because you've got me charmed.

Den har var ju bara så mycket kärlek.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back.