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"I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does" - Love Spit Love, How Soon Is Now?

Kompis- Men hur kan du bara tappa bort din bok?
Jag- Jag har inte tappat bort den, jag vet bara inte vart jag har lagt den!

Tänkte att jag kunde samla ihop all awesomeness i ett inlägg.

''Surely, there's another way to get the creepy baby out of her stomach.''

''When you read the book, it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play this aspect.
I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hate this guy, so thats how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself.
Plus, he's a 108 year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there.''

''I could never legitimize why a 108 year old guy would still want to be in high school.''

-Jake, stay.
''No, don't stay.''
-Give me one good reason.
''There isn't one.''

''I love the bit when Kristen reveals that she thinks she's pregnant for the first time in front of the mirror.
And she's like, 'Oh my god' and she looks at her completely flat stomach.''

''It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron with absolutely no superpowers. So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts, as well. Oh, he's so sexy.''

''Weddings for a guy are just lesson in humility, you wear the same thing as the groomsmen. I am literally wearing the same suit..
She gets to wear a little princsess gown with like diamonds and things, and the entire congregation is staring at her.
And you just stand there like: Yep, I brushed my hair-''

''They have sex, then demon baby. No, they get married first.
Jacob falls in love with the little baby.
And then everyone tries to kill each other but nothing happens.
Oh wait thats the second one!''

''A baby with a wig on? Really?''

''I have proposed to her like 40 times in the series so now its finally over.''

-Do you think young people will like this kind of film?
''The What? sorry. I thought you said Indian people.. I was like I dont know.''

-Will you marry me? (fans)
''Depends what you look like.. No not really.
...
Yes.''

-I want to have ur babies (10 year old fan)
"...can you?''

-On her website she is telling people to bring paperbags to the movie.
''For what? To throw up?''


-Robert Pattison

Yo Harry, yeh a wizard!

I think my cat's reading my diary
Glee XD

"ROLLIN IN THE DEEP!"
"Grandma please, get your wheel chair out of the bathtub"