Musikskämt

Hej! Jag tänkte att vi musiker skulle kunna dela med oss av våra fina skämt som bara musiker kommer att förstå!

Här kommer ett som kanske bara blåsorkestermusiker kommer att förstå:




Things You'll Never Hear a Band Director Say...

[To students]

"Anybody got an Eminem CD I can borrow?"
"Ten minutes late? Don't worry about it, come on in!"
"Can't make it to practice? Try to come next time, if you're not too busy."
"Drums -- could you play louder please?"
"That was perfect."
"It's too hot, let's stay inside today."
"I wish football season would last forever."
"Don't bother thinking too hard -- it might give you a headache. Let me tell you how the music goes."
"Missed key signature? Don't worry about it. We'll get it next time."
"You all are practicing too much. Leave your horns here over the weekend."
"You didn't hear what I just said? I would be glad to repeat it after your conversation with your neighbor is over."
"Leave all your drum equipment out. I would be glad to put it away for you."
"Who wants gum?"
"One more time." (And actually do it only one more time.)
"I love fundraising!"
"Drummers, I'd love to get you a fifth copy of that piece. Let's not lose another one, okay?"
"Third clarinets, you are too loud." 
"Trumpets -- I wish every section was as modest as you guys."
"I have nothing to do this weekend."
"We have too much rehearsal time."


Jag kan relatera till de flesta xD

Har några!

Hur får du en gitarrist att sluta spela?
Du ger hen noter.

Om någon är taskig så säg bara - K#majAb

I heard he moved around much when he wrote that song. He wrote it in four flats.

Sedan ett tips att säga till någon om hen spelar fel ackord eller liknande, säg - INTE DEN TONEN TILL MIG!

Den var bra! xD

Diskantklaven man tackar

Sedan har vi ju även denna...

När man frågar basspelaren någonting -
"Okej, när ska du gå in på scenen?"
"Nä, jag går in ba-sist"

xD Herregud...


xD