Chuck Norris....

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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he’s not pushing himself up, he’s pushing the world down.

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When Chuck Norris steps on lego, lego cries.

What the fuck's up wich all the Chuck Norris jokes? I think he is a queer faggot who can't do shit, if he is so bad ass then he would appear right behind me and bash my head into the key23cszsasborscndfksdafsmvllfcx k vadlsaöacx ösapfancsdv nzxfdczsl c sd acwkjdwfew9eifinsefeogr